Category Archives: Funny
Raising hands…
A new version of an old song…
Peter denies Jesus…
St. Peter joke…
A man approaches the Pearly Gates shortly after his death. As he stands in line, he hears the people ahead of him telling St. Peter about all of the great things they accomplished during their lives. When it’s his turn, St. Peter looks at his ledger and says, “Your life was an unmitigated disaster. OneContinue reading “St. Peter joke…”
Jesus saves…
Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument about who was better on the computer. They had been going at it for days, and frankly God was tired of hearing all the bickering. Finally fed up, God said, ‘THAT’S IT! I have had enough. I am going to set up a test that will runContinue reading “Jesus saves…”
Kids write the darnedest things…
Received the below in an email and thought it needed to be shared… A Nun Grading Papers CAN YOU IMAGINE THE NUN SITTING AT HER DESK GRADING THESE PAPERS, ALL THE WHILE TRYING TO KEEP A STRAIGHT FACE AND MAINTAIN HER COMPOSURE! PAY SPECIAL ATTENTION TO THE WORDING AND SPELLING. IF YOU KNOW THE BIBLE EVENContinue reading “Kids write the darnedest things…”
San Diego Fireworks malfunction
San Diego Fireworks 2012 The above link is for a YouTube video of the San Diego Fireworks from yesterday. There was some sort of issue and all of the fireworks went off at once…
My New Primary Care Physician
Q: Doctor, I’ve heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true? A: Heart only good for so many beats, and that it… Don’t waste on exercise. Everything wear out eventually. Speeding up heart not make you live longer; it like saying you extend life of car by driving faster. Want to live longer?Continue reading “My New Primary Care Physician”
Going to Jerusalem…
A Jewish businessman in Chicago decided to send his son to Israel to absorb some of the culture of the homeland. When the son returned, the father asked him to tell him about his trip. The son said, “Pop,I had a great time in Israel. By the way, I converted to Christianity.” “Oy, vey,”said theContinue reading “Going to Jerusalem…”
aSacredRebel 