Only in Texas ~ JackFM Victoria post from Facebook

Just for fun…

Only in Texas
This is a must read for all Texans,
used-to-be Texans,
adopted Texans or
wanna-be Texans:
Just Texas
Pep, Texas 79353
Smiley, Texas 78159
Paradise, Texas 76073
Rainbow, Texas 76077
… Sweet Home, Texas 77987
Comfort, Texas 78013
Friendship, Texas 76530
Friendswood, Texas

Love the sun?
Sun City, Texas 78628
Sunrise, Texas 76661
Sunset, Texas 76270
Sundown, Texas 79372
Sunray, Texas 79086
Sunny Side, Texas 77423

Want something to eat?
Bacon, Texas 76301
Noodle, Texas 79536
Oatmeal, Texas 78605
Turkey, Texas 79261
Trout, Texas 75789
Sugar Land, Texas 77479
Salty, Texas 76567
Rice, Texas 75155
Pearland, Texas 77581
Orange, Texas 77630
And top it off with:
Sweetwater, Texas 79556

Why travel to other cities? Texas has them all!
Detroit, Texas 75436
Cleveland, Texas 75436
Colorado City, Texas 79512
Denver City, Texas 79323
Klondike, Texas 75448
Pittsburg, Texas 75686
Newark, TX 76071
Nevada, Texas 75173
Memphis, Texas 79245
Miami, Texas 79059
Boston, Texas 75570
Santa Fe, Texas 77517
Tennessee Colony, Texas 75861
Reno, Texas 75462
Pasadena, Texas 77506
Columbus, Texas 78934

Feel like traveling outside the country?
Athens , Texas 75751
Canadian, Texas 79014
China , Texas 77613
Dublin, Texas 76446
Egypt , Texas 77436
Ireland, Texas 76538
Italy, Texas 76538
Turkey, Texas 79261
London , Texas 76854
New London, Texas 75682
Paris, Texas 75460
Palestine, Texas 75801

No need to travel to Washington D.C.
Whitehouse, Texas 75791

We even have a city named after our planet!
Earth, Texas 79031

We have a city named after our state:
Texas City, Texas 77590

Exhausted?
Energy, Texas 76452
Cold?
Blanket, Texas 76432
Winters, Texas 79567

Like to read about History?
Santa Anna, Texas 76878
Goliad, Texas 77963
Alamo, Texas 78516
Gun Barrel City, Texas 75156
Robert Lee, Texas 76945

Need Office Supplies?
Staples, Texas 78670

Want to go into outer space?
Venus, Texas 76084
Mars, Texas 79062

You guessed it. It’s on the state line.
Texline, Texas 79087

For the kids…
Kermit, Texas 79745
Elmo, Texas 75118
Nemo, Texas 76070
Tarzan, Texas 79783
Winnie, Texas 77665
Sylvester, Texas 79560

Other city names in Texas, to make you smile…
Frognot, Texas 75424
Bigfoot, Texas 78005
Hogeye, Texas 75423
Cactus, Texas 79013
Notrees, Texas 79759
Best, Texas 76932
Veribest, Texas 76886
Kickapoo, Texas 75763
Dime Box, Texas 77853
Old Dime Box, Texas 77853
Telephone, Texas 75488
Telegraph, Texas 76883
Whiteface, Texas 79379
Twitty, Texas 79079

And last but not least, the Anti-Al Gore City
Kilgore, Texas 75662

And our favorites…
Cut and Shoot, Texas 77303
Gun Barrell City, Texas 75147
Ding Dong, Texas
West, Texas (it is in Central Texas )
and, of course,
Muleshoe, Texas 79347

Here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about folks from Texas

If someone in a Lowe’s store offers you assistance and they don’t work there,
you may live in Texas ;

If you’ve worn shorts and a parka at the same time,
you may live in Texas ;

If you’ve had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number,
you may live in Texas ;

If ‘Vacation’ means going anywhere south of Dallas for the weekend,
you may live in Texas ;

If you measure distance in hours,
you may live in Texas ;

If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once,
you may live in Texas ;

If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked,
you may live in Texas ;

If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use them,
you may live in Texas

If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph –you’re going 80 and everybody’s passing you,
you may live in Texas ;

If you find 60 degrees ‘a little chilly,
you may live in Texas ;

If you actually understand these jokes, and share them with all your Texas friends,
you definitely live in Texas ..

Here are some little known, very interesting facts about Texas .
1… Beaumont to El Paso : 742 miles
2… Beaumont to Chicago : 770 miles
3… El Paso is closer to California than to Dallas
4… World’s first rodeo was in Pecos, July 4, 1883.
5… The Flagship Hotel in Galveston is the only hotel in North America
built over water. Destroyed by Hurricane Ike – 2008!
6 The Heisman Trophy was named after John William Heisman who was the first
full-time coach at Rice University in Houston.
7… Brazoria County has more species of birds than any other area in North America.
8… Aransas Wildlife Refuge is the winter home of North America ‘s only remaining flock of whooping cranes.
9. Jalapeno jelly originated in Lake Jackson in 1978.
10… The worst natural disaster in U.S. history was in 1900, caused by a hurricane, in which over 8,000 lives were lost on Galveston Island.
11… The first word spoken from the moon, July 20,1969, was ” Houston ,” but the space center was actually in Clear Lake City at the time.
12… King Ranch in South Texas is larger than Rhode Island.
13… Tropical Storm Claudette brought a U.S. rainfall record of 43’ in 24 hours in and around Alvin in July of 1979.
14… Texas is the only state to enter the U.S. by TREATY, (known as the Constitution of 1845 by the Republic of Texas to enter the Union ) instead of by annexation. This allows the Texas Flag to fly at the same height as the U.S. Flag, and may divide into 5 states.
15… A Live Oak tree near Fulton is estimated to be 1500 years old.
16… Caddo Lake is the only natural lake in the state.
17… Dr Pepper was invented in Waco in 1885. There is no period in Dr Pepper.
18… Texas has had six capital cities:
Washington-on-the Brazos, Harrisburg , Galveston ,Velasco, West Columbia and Austin.
19… The Capitol Dome in Austin is the only dome in the U.S. which is taller than the Capitol Building in Washington DC (by 7 feet).
20… The San Jacinto Monument is the tallest free standing monument in the world and it is taller than the Washington monument.
21… The name ‘Texas’ comes from the Hasini Indian word ‘tejas’ meaning friends. Tejas is not Spanish for Texas.
22… The State Mascot is the Armadillo (an interesting bit of trivia about the armadillo is they always have four babies. They have one egg, which splits into four, and they either have four males or four females).
23… The first domed stadium in the U.S. was the Astrodome in Houston.

God’s plumb line…

King Herod heard of it, for Jesus’ name had become known. Some said, “John the Baptist has been raised from the dead. That is why these miraculous powers are at work in him.” But others said, “He is Elijah.” And others said, “He is a prophet, like one of the prophets of old.” But when Herod heard of it, he said, “John, whom I beheaded, has been raised.” For it was Herod who had sent and seized John and bound him in prison for the sake of Herodias, his brother Philip’s wife, because he had married her. For John had been saying to Herod, “It is not lawful for you to have your brother’s wife.” And Herodias had a grudge against him and wanted to put him to death. But she could not, for Herod feared John, knowing that he was a righteous and holy man, and he kept him safe. When he heard him, he was greatly perplexed, and yet he heard him gladly.
But an opportunity came when Herod on his birthday gave a banquet for his nobles and military commanders and the leading men of Galilee. For when Herodias’s daughter came in and danced, she pleased Herod and his guests. And the king said to the girl, “Ask me for whatever you wish, and I will give it to you.” And he vowed to her, “Whatever you ask me, I will give you, up to half of my kingdom.” And she went out and said to her mother, “For what should I ask?” And she said, “The head of John the Baptist.” And she came in immediately with haste to the king and asked, saying, “I want you to give me at once the head of John the Baptist on a platter.” And the king was exceedingly sorry, but because of his oaths and his guests he did not want to break his word to her. And immediately the king sent an executioner with orders to bring John’s head. He went and beheaded him in the prison and brought his head on a platter and gave it to the girl, and the girl gave it to her mother. When his disciples heard of it, they came and took his body and laid it in a tomb. (Mark 6:14-29 ESV)

The gospel of our Lord…

I had a hard time saying that after I read this passage today…

As did my pastor. She said that it is hard to say this is the gospel, when gospel means good news and there really isn’t any good news in a beheading. Then there is David Lose who opened his commentary on this passage with “Good night.” Not an easy passage for us to preach on, or even digest as gospel, good news.

But it is there. We have to look for other readings along with this and to the whole of the Gospel of Mark to see where this story fits. But lets look at the Hebrew Scripture passage for the day.

This is what he showed me: behold, the Lord was standing beside a wall built with a plumb line, with a plumb line in his hand. And the LORD said to me, “Amos, what do you see?” And I said, “A plumb line.” Then the Lord said,
“Behold, I am setting a plumb line
in the midst of my people Israel;
I will never again pass by them;
the high places of Isaac shall be made desolate,
and the sanctuaries of Israel shall be laid waste,
and I will rise against the house of Jeroboam with the sword.”
Then Amaziah the priest of Bethel sent to Jeroboam king of Israel, saying, “Amos has conspired against you in the midst of the house of Israel. The land is not able to bear all his words. For thus Amos has said,
“‘Jeroboam shall die by the sword,
and Israel must go into exile
away from his land.’”
And Amaziah said to Amos, “O seer, go, flee away to the land of Judah, and eat bread there, and prophesy there, but never again prophesy at Bethel, for it is the king’s sanctuary, and it is a temple of the kingdom.”
Then Amos answered and said to Amaziah, “I was no prophet, nor a prophet’s son, but I was a herdsman and a dresser of sycamore figs. But the LORD took me from following the flock, and the LORD said to me, ‘Go, prophesy to my people Israel.’ (Amos 7:7-15 ESV)

The plumb line…

I find it interesting that Amos says that God was standing by a wall built by a plumb line and He had a plumb line in His hand, and then He asked Amos, “What do you see?” I guess that is an easy question. But I held up a plumb line today as I spoke about this, and there were a few people there that had not seen one before, so if you did not know what it was you may not get the question right.

And this is what Amos saw – the plumb bob, on the end of the plumb line. Used for vertical plumbness… The plumb line is used to make sure things are straight up and down, or vertical, not horizontal.

You see that is what I thought interesting about all of the readings today. Amos is talking about God using a plumb line to bring Israel, His people, back into alignment. It is the vertical relationship that matters.

And Mark gives us a passage devoid of Jesus, or any relationship there with. Jesus is mentioned, but He Himself is not present. And that is what happens when our lives are devoid of Jesus/God, all hell breaks lose, and we are making deals and promises we should not keep. And we have to save face and do things we know aren’t right.

So how do we maintain in this life and keep that relationship plumb? We focus on God and allow Him to worry about the rest. So make sure you are on God’s plumb line and leave the rest to the master builder because He knows what He is doing.

Churches Can Change…But It Takes Guts – Pastor Keith Anderson, A Lutheran Pastor Blogging about Digital Ministry, Social Media, and Church Leadership

Churches Can Change…But It Takes Guts – Pastor Keith Anderson, A Lutheran Pastor Blogging about Digital Ministry, Social Media, and Church Leadership.

Wonderful article on change in congregations…

prepare to meet your God…

The Hebrew Scriptures reading for today is from Amos. In this passage it is God speaking through Amos who tells everyone why they will be not happy to meet their maker…

When we talk about meet the maker I think of Star Wars: A New Hope, where C3PO goes into the oil bath and says “Oh thank the maker, this oil bath is going to be so wonderful…” Why do we not thank the maker more often? Why does the maker have to withhold from us to have us come to Him?

And if you are saying, “God does not withhold from us…” Please read the link above where He talks about withholding bread, rain, water, giving mildew and pestilence and plagues like we saw in Egypt…

So are you ready to meet your maker? Are you ready to meet your God?

I know I’m not. I haven’t gotten it all together and I am constantly messing things up…

But if we would just thank the maker and ask for the things we need and be happy with the things we get, maybe we wouldn’t have to be worried about meeting our maker…

pray…

Continue steadfastly in prayer, being watchful in it with thanksgiving. At the same time, pray also for us, that God may open to us a door for the word, to declare the mystery of Christ, on account of which I am in prison—that I may make it clear, which is how I ought to speak. Walk in wisdom toward outsiders, making the best use of the time. Let your speech always be gracious, seasoned with salt, so that you may know how you ought to answer each person. (Colossians 4:2-6 ESV)

Paul tells the Colossians to continue steadfastly in prayer, to be thankful for what they have and to also while they pray for themselves they also pray for Paul and I would say for all of those who are spreading the word of God. Paul wants his words to be clear, and all who share the gospel to be seasoning, as is salt, to the world. That the things we say would be clearly understood and seen for what they are.

But Paul also tells the Colossians that their words should be gracious to show forth the love we have been given.

Steadfastly pray for all you have been given and all of your brothers and sisters in the word, even those you disagree with, and hold them up to God so that His will is done. Be thankful for all doing mission for the kingdom and pray steadfastly!

speak to me Lord!

Let me hear what God the LORD will speak,
for he will speak peace to his people, to his saints;
but let them not turn back to folly.
Surely his salvation is near to those who fear him,
that glory may dwell in our land.
Steadfast love and faithfulness meet;
righteousness and peace kiss each other.
Faithfulness springs up from the ground,
and righteousness looks down from the sky.
Yes, the LORD will give what is good,
and our land will yield its increase.
Righteousness will go before him
and make his footsteps a way.
(Psalm 85:8-13 ESV)

Today is a day that God gave to us. And if we listen He will speak to His saints…

I love to sit in silence, but it doesn’t happen very often here in my house. The girls are around and the cats moving… Noises I love to hear – but now it is quite. My girls are outside playing and the cats are in other rooms… My wife is reading a book in our bedroom…

The only sound is the sound of keys on the keyboard as I type…

I’m listening intently for God to speak. I need to hear a word from Him.

I need to hear Him say I am His beloved child and that He will never let me go…

I’m tired of hearing “You have wonderful gifts and are a great person, but this is not the place for you…”

I want comfort! But wait didn’t we see just a few days ago comfort is not what we are promised? We are promised that God will walk with us through the valley of the shadow of death. That He will walk beside us to give us shade and shelter, but never that the path will be easy, or comfortable…

The 85th psalm tells us that God will give us what is good and our land will yield its increase. Well good for increase in crops is rain, but do we like the rain? Do we like the storms? Are storms good? Yes if they serve a purpose…

So God answer my calling! Help me to know that you are still with me daddy, and hold my hand because the path is getting dark, but if the storm is something we have to go through, then bring the rain!

Dear God ~ From my friend Jay Gamelin…

This morning I looked on Facebook as usual, but I found this below statement from Jay Gamelin. Jay often posts things that hit me and are there at the right time for me… Thank you Jay and I wanted to share.

Dear God, my dad always said, “Faith is the ants in the pants of your doubt.” I know what he means. Occasionally I flirt with thinking you are a figment of my imagination. I ponder all these things I do and how much more ludicrous it may be if you did not exist. I think about how so much of you is irrational and, well, just weird. I think about all the interesting arguments against your existence, attacks on your character, etc.

But something, just something always draws me back from the edge. I don’t think I am afraid of you not existing. That’s not it. Or thinking that without you I would have no purpose. Certainly so many have a purpose that have no clue who you are. It is something else, something less tangible. Ants in my pants, God, that no matter how far down the rabbit hole I go, the creeping doubt in my doubt, you seem to tickle me back to reality and away from making my own reality. Like a loving parent, you gently call me away and steer me back.

That’s it. You have me. I’m yours, your kid. I can say I don’t have a dad, just doesn’t make it so. What I know about you doesn’t matter really all that much. Your existence does not depend on my faithfulness, you just are. Lord, I believe. Help my unbelief. Love, me