St. Peter joke…

A man approaches the Pearly Gates shortly after his death. As he stands in line, he hears the people ahead of him telling St. Peter about all of the great things they accomplished during their lives. When it’s his turn, St. Peter looks at his ledger and says, “Your life was an unmitigated disaster. One mistake after another, one sin after another, and not a single worthwhile accomplishment to mitigate any of it. Do you have anything to say that might persuade me to let you in?” The man thinks for a moment and says the only thing he can think of that might sway the great Heavenly Gatekeeper: “Cock-a-doodle-doo!” And instantly the gates swing open.